Fuck Ebert & Roeper, I'm going to start getting all of my film recommendations from BloodyDisgusting.com.
And who doesn't love and respect Joblo.com? I'm sure lots of people are saying things like: "I was on the fence about going to see Rambo. But now that I know Joblo.com is endorsing it, I'm in!" That's like saying, "Jeff Craig from Sixty Second Preview said it's a great movie so we should totally go!"
In light of those other ones, this one I messed with in Photoshop almost seems believable...
