More "so ghetto"

Joke I'm doing about the overuse of the word "ghetto" seems to have struck a nerve. Now others are suggesting ideas to me:

Our roof deck is SO GHETTO right now -- some of the willow fencing fell down and we have hardly any flowers, just some rosemary and lavender.

Another...

The floor mats on our Audi are SO GHETTO! We had them laundered, but they still have faint salt stains on them.

Rosemary and lavender = just like living in the projects!