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I made it through without cursing. But it wasn't easy. "Turn the heck around you jerk" ain't nearly as funny as "turn the fuck around you motherfucker."
Ye best be tarnin' around 'fore I feed yer arse to the dogs. Munts will go by 'fore the likes a one findin' yer festerin' corpse brimmin' with maggots.
2 comments:
lighting like woah! thats a bright room.
Other options in a room with the TV-clean rule:
Turn the funk around, marblefudgecake.
Turn the beat around, Gloria Estefan.
Ye best be tarnin' around 'fore I feed yer arse to the dogs. Munts will go by 'fore the likes a one findin' yer festerin' corpse brimmin' with maggots.
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