But how about a six word joke? Here's one I came up with (inspired by a recent Twitter post):
McCartney! Re: love. We get it.
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McCartney! Re: love. We get it.
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17 comments:
What's this? Oh, it's my rectum.
KFC=Killing Fat Children
I'm so close to making it.
"A simile is like a metaphor"
--Steven Wright
Coffee? Not my cup of tea.
--Myq Kaplan
My brownstone: made of red bricks.
Why are Filene’s Basements always above ground?
"History repeats itself! History repeats itself!" - Dennis Miller
For sale: baby skin, never worn.
Dog dilemma: eat cat poop?
Listening to my Now 467 CD...
Here's a one-word joke: farts!
Ruby! Money! You don't got it!
Answer: Electra, Redenbacher. Question: Ideal threesome?
Antidisestablishmentarianism. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious. Hippopomonstrosesquipedalian equals fun
Ostracized: to be rejected by ostriches.
"NOW That's What I Call Music!"
"Ancient Dog Dilemma: Eat Cat Poop?" (there, now it's six, not five.)
"Hiccups are spasms of the diaphragm" (It's funnier in Swedish)
"Sarah Palin for President in 2012"
"Veiny hands: maternal oppression through genetics"
"Leno Daycare Center: parking lot"
"Once you go black, it's frostbite"
Parents divorced. Therapy followed. Speech therapy.
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