1/18/11

Gorilla tries online dating

What happens when a gorilla sets up a profile on the dating site OK Cupid (with the username "iamagorilla") and then starts messaging girls? See below.

The profile:

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

Some of the messages sent by iamagorilla to various girls in NYC area:

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

okcupid gorilla

No one wrote back. And then OK Cupid removed iamagorilla from the site.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude. Nice.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Hilarious. Newfound respect if you set up this account.

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