"How do I market to your fetus?" and other bits from my Vooza talk at The Next Web Europe conference

Yesterday I spoke at The Next Web conference in Amsterdam in character as an idiot startup CEO (spinoff from our Vooza show). It was fun. The venue looked like a combination of a spaceship and Qbert. Video coming soon.

Nu on stage bij #TNWEurope @mattruby pic.twitter.com/NIa7e3TSgl

— Judith (@judithjus) April 23, 2015

I think @mattruby should have the lead role in "Steve Jobs - Reloaded". Premiering soon on @netflix. #tnweurope pic.twitter.com/gbs0V9zTDw

— Ben Donkor (@FR314) April 23, 2015

If you mean "We are embarrassed by our product and desperately need more time," you say "We are in stealth mode." @mattruby #TNWEurope

— Michael Korcuska (@mkorcuska) April 23, 2015

#TNWEurope @mattruby Startups have to lie - about everything they do. pic.twitter.com/JbaPqtcdZj

— Aleksandar Papež (@AleksPapez) April 23, 2015

Startup tip: you lie! Use acronyms, fancy job titles (Janitor vs. Garbage ninja) says @mattruby of @Vooza #TNWEurope pic.twitter.com/VyQw1AGcFA

— Saskia de Laat (@Writeaholic_nl) April 23, 2015

"I'm most proud of what I've said no to" @mattruby #TNWEurope #TNW15 pic.twitter.com/lH5WqRsgpP

— TEDxAmsterdam (@TEDxAms) April 23, 2015

Oh boy, things are getting weird here. @mattruby is the tech version of South Park. #TNWEurope pic.twitter.com/mTxbuYpVw4

— Tobias Mauel (@TobiasMauel) April 23, 2015

Congrats @TNWconference for bringing @mattruby on stage. No lunch sleep at #TNWEurope . So #funny ! pic.twitter.com/s4PhAaT4Ga

— Maren Lesche (@Maren_Lesche) April 23, 2015

LOL! More Vooza and @mattruby on http://t.co/fMk7FdqN5v. Great stuff! #TNWEurope

— Jochem Koole (@JochemKoole) April 23, 2015

'focus on marketing to fetus in utero' = born consumers ;) @mattruby @voozahq #TNWEurope #TNW15 pic.twitter.com/3oofuILcto

— Romy G (@RoomG) April 23, 2015

Never heard of @voozahq before #TNWEurope. Shame on me. @mattruby is soo funny & full of #startup wisdom. Good speaker choice @TNWconference

— Maren Lesche (@Maren_Lesche) April 23, 2015

I'm slightly annoyed with how funny is the talk from Vooza's @mattruby! #TNWEurope pic.twitter.com/Xzzd7JgZWQ

— Pep Rosenfeld (@peprosenfeld) April 23, 2015

Just been appointed VP of VPs at VOOZA @voozahq by @mattruby - feel very special & important! #TNWEurope pic.twitter.com/AhBr0SXip8

— Nicolas (@nicolasnow) April 23, 2015

The art of bullshit by the genious CEO of #Vooza Matt Ruby @ #TNWEurope 2015 pic.twitter.com/ZetAaf0ejX

— Reza Atlaschi (@Technifista) April 23, 2015

"our app helps people create meaningful connections" equal to "our app lets teenagers sends naked pictures"CEO of Vooza is rockin #TNWEurope

— Diana Bogdanova (@Dianatalks) April 23, 2015

Here's a clip from my talk last year: